超级幽默的儿童英语冷笑话 不信你不笑

 当自己闹出笑话时，我们总会感觉尴尬。但听人家讲笑话，却会觉得特别开心。为什么这么多人喜欢听笑话呢？其实，听话笑会有很多好处的。比如我们常说的“笑一笑 十年少”是其原因之一，当然，除此之外，笑话给人带来的开心与快乐，能帮助我们减轻工作、学习与生活的压力。

笑话有成人笑话，也有儿童笑话。妈妈育儿网小编今天整理了一些超级搞笑的儿童英语笑话，不管你是儿童还是成人，相信都能被其中的语言对话给笑抽。

The New Teacher 新老师

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？” 妈妈问。

“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”

If I am a Manager 如果我是一个经理

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – If I Am a Manager.

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer.

一天课上，老师要同学们以如果我是一个经理为题写一篇作文。

所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。

我在等我的秘书。那孩子答道。

Big hands 大手

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

Student: Big hands.

老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？

学生：大手。

一场特殊的足球比赛

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”

“为什么它会让你迟到呢？”老师问道。

“因为这两个队都没有能力获胜，所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。

All Right 没关系

Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn.

I guess it's all right, my daughter replied, The police car behind us did the same thing.

我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允许的(译注:在一些国家如英国,其交通规则是车辆左行的,与我国相反)。啊噢，意识到犯了错误，我说。我刚才拐弯是违章的。

我想那没关系的，女儿回答说：我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。